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Have you ever had swamp arse?
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:51 pm
A unique predicament where a combination of sweat and friction after a very long day out in the hot sun causes one to have terrible irritation in their nether regions. I had 3 friends who played sports throughout their life that all 3 looked at me like I was crazy when explained to them this phenomenon but I assumed everyone had been through this. Is it just me and my hairy a-hole or are they the weirdos for have never experiencing this?
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Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:53 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
This is a board full of people that live where today was the first day in several months that you wouldn’t have had swamp arse.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You are not alone ...
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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A unique predicament where a combination of sweat and friction
Add an unfinished wipe after dropping a deuce and it’s like swamp arse with fire...
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:54 pm to dgnx6
quote:fricking right!! I called bullshite on all three of them. No way you grew up anywhere in the south and never experienced this at least a few times
This is a board full of people that live where today was the first day in several months that you wouldn’t have had swamp arse.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Is it just me and my hairy a-hole or are they the weirdos for have never experiencing this?
I've had many instances of swamp arse. I think it's a prerequisite to manhood.
This post was edited on 10/28/21 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Every day in Baton Rouge from June through September 
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:55 pm to dgnx6
Gold bond ultimate men's essentials body powder spray. Nightfall scent. /thread
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I had 3 friends who played sports throughout their life
What were they, kickers?
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:55 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:
Add an unfinished wipe after dropping a deuce and it’s like swamp arse with fire...
jesus
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Medicated powder is the way.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
It would be a shorter list of days when I don’t have the swamp arse.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:57 pm to MindGoblin
quote:that’s how the conversation started. We were talking about little Leage baseball and I was talking about how good bond was just as essential as my glove in my bat bag and they were all 3 shocked that I would carry gold bond or baby powder with me and so I explained why I did. Then they laughed at me like I was the lunatic.
Gold bond ultimate men's essentials body powder spray. Nightfall scent. /thread
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Nobody in south la has ever had swamp arse
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:58 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
The proliferation of polyester-blend clothing over the last 10 or so years is perhaps man’s greatest achievement. It’s 90+% effective against swampass in healthy individuals with no preexisting conditions.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 8:58 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Better question is to ask who hasn't had swamp arse so we smoke out the liars on the board
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Only in days that end in Y
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:03 pm to MindGoblin
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Gold bond ultimate men's essentials body powder spray. Nightfall scent.
tried this and the regulars spray and it just felt like I had a wet diaper on between my thighs and arse.
switched back to plain baby powder.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:05 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Just wear compression shorts when you’re going to be sweating a lot. I have to for golf in hot months. Stops it from happening.
Posted on 10/28/21 at 9:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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