Started By
Message

re: Would you rather have the talent of Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, or John Holmes?

Posted on 10/6/21 at 12:01 pm to
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2461 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 12:01 pm to
Jordan has giant hands. His dong is probably sufficient
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8514 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 12:03 pm to
How about being well hung, or great head of hair?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22355 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

This all may be true, but after doing volunteer medical work while in the Navy, I can verify with reasonable certainty that the "talent" gap in Holmes' case is way more the outlier than the gap between the two Michaels within their fields. Feel free to believe otherwise.


I don't recall asking you about your Navy pecker checker tales.
Posted by CAT
Central Arkansas
Member since Aug 2006
7102 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:01 pm to
quote:


"Giraffe Money'



????
Hardest I’ve laughed on TD in a long time
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71848 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

Madonna

at least for Jordan

To be fair, she just said Pip was bigger. MJ might be Holmes but Pip's got a baseball bat.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47549 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

I’m only talking about their talent, not any other things associated with their lives.




OP said talent alone. It's easy for me.

Michael Jackson. I have always wished I could sing and dance like he did. I can watch videos of guys like Fred Astaire and James Brown all day. Something about the singing AND dancing appeals to me as a combination of talents I really wish I possessed.

I really enjoy watching guys like Bruno and JT perform these days.

No Homo.
This post was edited on 10/6/21 at 6:10 pm
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2513 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:06 pm to
Given another pass through life, i'd pick jordan or jackson this time.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68513 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 6:08 pm to
Athlete

No way I wanna be a bi male porn guy who couldn’t even get hard and still caught aids and died from it
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6228 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:23 pm to
easy,Jordan
Posted by TigerMan327
Elsewhere
Member since Feb 2011
5231 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:25 pm to
Jordan was great because of his drive and relentless nature. Not because of just his talent. Any random Joe on this website with his talent would probably never make it out of college ball.

Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3760 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:26 pm to
I’m happy with the rest of my life so I’d take John Holmes to be able to really bring the wood.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
4560 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:36 pm to
Why not all 3?
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3936 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 7:40 pm to
Jordan. Plain and simple.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29242 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:04 pm to
Michael Jordan. Easily.

Played basketball, had a great career, and is a billionaire selling shoes. I'm sold.
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:06 pm to
Jordan

Jackson played in little boys’ bootyholes and I I’m not about that life.

Holmes played in adult males’ bootyholes and I’m not about that life either.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68513 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:32 pm to
Dude was softer than a loofa
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
99389 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:38 pm to
Air Jordan
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 8:46 pm to
I learned a lot about John Holmes’ penis ITT
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
14797 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:01 pm to
Worldwide Rockstar >>>>>>>>>>>>International Athlete
b/c Music >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sports across the globe

A rockstar can get more fame, money, women & can display their talent for far longer than an athlete or pornstar can.

Posted by Lincoln Dawson
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Feb 2019
783 posts
Posted on 10/6/21 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Holmes is broke, being charged with sexual assault and drives a beat down Saturn.


has johnny holmes been resERECTED?
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram