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re: Man Ejaculates Out Of His Anus For Two Years Before Seeking Help
Posted on 9/22/21 at 12:48 pm to DemonKA3268
Posted on 9/22/21 at 12:48 pm to DemonKA3268
Wait.
He was farting and shitting out of his dick, and jizzing out of his a-hole...
For 2 years...
He was farting and shitting out of his dick, and jizzing out of his a-hole...
For 2 years...
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Posted on 9/22/21 at 12:49 pm to TheFlyingTiger
quote:
Wait. He was farting and shitting out of his dick, and jizzing out of his a-hole... For 2 years...
That is correct.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 1:00 pm to DemonKA3268
I can't stop laughing trying to imagine what a dick fart sounds like. 
The rest of that shite is pretty fricking gross. But dick farts...
The rest of that shite is pretty fricking gross. But dick farts...
Posted on 9/22/21 at 1:02 pm to IAmNERD
quote:
But dick farts...
I wonder if it hurt?
Posted on 9/22/21 at 1:10 pm to TheFlyingTiger
This gives a whole new meaning to “never trust a fart.”
Posted on 9/22/21 at 2:03 pm to Cosmo
quote:
More common for women to get weird fistulas down there though
You misspelled fists, badly.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 2:07 pm to fancy like applebees
First guy I've heard of that could spray his own guts.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 2:32 pm to DemonKA3268
Probably hard tell if he was Cumming or going.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:04 pm to Cosmo
This disease, called Jackassoff, is caused by the Covid vaccine, and occurs about two years after receiving the shot. If you take the booster shot it can cause Shitoutnose, which only occurs in Democrats, who normally spend time with their noses up somebodies arse. Neither disease is curable, and masks made of toilet paper are not acceptable.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:18 pm to DemonKA3268
Sounds like strait from the classic novel: “The Poop that took a Pee”
quote:
Chapter 1: Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner. .
.. "Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.
And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
This post was edited on 9/22/21 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:22 pm to DemonKA3268
years of pushing his bf's shite in and having the same done to him.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:36 pm to Bottom9
Japan
Posted on 9/22/21 at 3:40 pm to CaptSpaulding
I gotta think after that first little *tweet* dickfart you look around and say
"was that?.... Nahhhh no way."
But the SECOND one, when you blast a turd out your pee hole...
"was that?.... Nahhhh no way."
But the SECOND one, when you blast a turd out your pee hole...
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:06 pm to DemonKA3268
quote:
"a curious case of rectal ejaculation"
Starring Brad Pitt. In theaters Summer 2022
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:10 pm to Smokedawg
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:16 pm to TheFlyingTiger
quote:
"was that?.... Nahhhh no way."
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:37 pm to DemonKA3268
This….this is why this board exists. Absolutely fascinating.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:46 pm to sweetwaterbilly
quote:
He was farting urine
No farting through his urine
Posted on 9/22/21 at 4:46 pm to DemonKA3268
Poor guy! Can't be a pleasant thing to live with. Perhaps he thought that treatment might render him unable to have sex.
Posted on 9/22/21 at 5:10 pm to Motorboat
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fricking freaks weirdos and nerds on this board gonna eat this thread up
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