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re: Help! How do I get out of going to NOLA for a Hawaiin Luau
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:27 pm to Archie Bengal Bunker
Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:27 pm to Archie Bengal Bunker
Wake up that morning before your wife gets up. Down a bottle of Jack Daniels like Belushi did in Animal House. Then sit on the couch with a cooler of beer. The master plan is to be so shite faced by the time she wakes up you will be ashamed to take you to that God forsaken party. You should be sobering up by kick off so you can enjoy the first two quarters.
If that doesn't work refer to Archie's post.
If that doesn't work refer to Archie's post.
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:29 pm
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Posted on 9/18/08 at 5:45 pm to beno
Stomach ache always works for me with the wife in situations like this, but I think she just plays along with it because she really doesn't want to go wherever it is I'm not wanting to go. This is usually the case with lame pre-wedding bullshite for distant relatives or acquaintences.
Or
You could always follow this Auburn fan's advice on faking illness:
LINK
Or
You could always follow this Auburn fan's advice on faking illness:
LINK
This post was edited on 9/18/08 at 5:47 pm
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