re: Help! How do I get out of going to NOLA for a Hawaiin Luau

Wake up that morning before your wife gets up. Down a bottle of Jack Daniels like Belushi did in Animal House. Then sit on the couch with a cooler of beer. The master plan is to be so shite faced by the time she wakes up you will be ashamed to take you to that God forsaken party. You should be sobering up by kick off so you can enjoy the first two quarters.

If that doesn't work refer to Archie's post.