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re: Married men- give advice to single men you'd NEVER say in front of your wife

Posted on 9/5/21 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 2:59 pm to
You can’t turn a housewife into a ho
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
5486 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

You can’t turn a housewife into a ho


Or a ho into a housewife.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19750 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:36 pm to
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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho


Ughh…yeah you can.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124851 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 3:39 pm to
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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho


Not true



You know, I heard about this guy, he owned this factory where they’d make heavy machinery.
He married this stripper, and she was constantly cheating on him. They fought all the time. Well time goes by, dude buys this big piece of heavy equipment, From his factory.

Digs a big pool with it. Then people realize they haven’t heard from the wife in a while. Investigation starts. The last footage they have of them together is him taking her into the smelting shop one night.

So they search the factory, top to bottom, can’t find her. So then they think about the pool. They’ve got him.
They drain the pool, bust up all the concrete, dig up the ground under it. Can’t find a trace of her. They have to let the guy go.

Here’s a pic of him.


Moral of the story:

You can’t make a housewife out of a hoe, but you can make a hoe out of a housewife.



Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145350 posts
Posted on 9/5/21 at 4:29 pm to
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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho

cant turn a ho into a housewife
hos dont act right
theres hos on a mission, and hos on a crack pipe
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 1:09 am to
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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho


If anything the Army taught me is to stay single during my enlistment. Because you can absolutely turn a housewife into a ho. Must be something in the water in housing.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40233 posts
Posted on 9/6/21 at 6:26 pm to
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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho



bullshite you can't. Anybody who thinks that better put a camera outside his backdoor.
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1781 posts
Posted on 9/9/21 at 11:45 am to
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You can’t turn a housewife into a ho



Truer words have never been spoken.
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