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re: Taking a trip to Rosemary Beach, FL for Labor Day week, brainwashed MIL very “alarmed”
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:08 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:08 pm to Frac the world
i wouldn't give my MIL's advice or opinion 2 seconds of my attention unless she was sharing her pumpkin pie recipe.
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Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:17 pm to Frac the world
My mother is your MIL on steroids.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:18 pm to ned nederlander
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Mistress confirmed
Duh! It’s his sister.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:18 pm to ReauxlTide222
I live in the epicenter of the great covid scourge, Jacksonville.
When I go out, only myself and a few other old white guys can be seen maskless, although black folk tend to let their mask dangle beneath their nostrils.
My pee smells like vitamin B. My sweat smells of vitamin D. I have so many pills in me, I rattle when I walk.
I've put away my crest and brush my teeth with ivermectin horse paste. I have so much ivermectin in me, my wife says I no longer snore.
I whinny when I sleep
But one thing I will not do. I will not suck air through a surgical mask. No, not one minute longer
When I go out, only myself and a few other old white guys can be seen maskless, although black folk tend to let their mask dangle beneath their nostrils.
My pee smells like vitamin B. My sweat smells of vitamin D. I have so many pills in me, I rattle when I walk.
I've put away my crest and brush my teeth with ivermectin horse paste. I have so much ivermectin in me, my wife says I no longer snore.
I whinny when I sleep
But one thing I will not do. I will not suck air through a surgical mask. No, not one minute longer
This post was edited on 8/24/21 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:22 pm to RiverCityTider
I hope it remains ok there as I get married in Rosemary in October.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:27 pm to Frac the world
Lol if you catch COVID while spending a week in the sun and sand then it was meant to be.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:29 pm to RiverCityTider
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My sweat smells of vitamin D
Don’t over do it with the pill form of Vitamin D.
Get 30minutes or an hour of sun a day instead.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:41 pm to waiting4saturday
Went to Okaloosa two weeks ago. My naturally built immunities kept me safe and sound.
You’ll know whose a liberal nut job down there. They’ll be the ones wearing masks.
You’ll know whose a liberal nut job down there. They’ll be the ones wearing masks.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:48 pm to Frac the world
Old people worry. What’s new. You just say yes ma’am and go about your day
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:52 pm to Frac the world
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We’ve had covid, we are 31 years old and better off than if we were vaxxed because we had it.
Good for you. Statistically, young adults such as yourself suffering from no preexisting conditions should survive the virus.
COVID-ZERO is a progressive fantasy. The pandemic will not end until we reach herd immunity — that means until nearly everyone has antibodies, either from recovering from the infection or from receiving the experimental vaccine.
People who reject the vaccine are taking a risk that they will survive the virus. Yet life entails risk: progressives need to swallow their rage and return to their mission of attempting to ban 94 oz. Slurpees at the local 7-11.
This post was edited on 8/24/21 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 8/24/21 at 8:52 pm to Frac the world
Was there the week before last and it was like the virus is not even a thing. I think I saw two people with masks on in the five days we were there. Everyone else going about their business like normal. The headlines in the local papers were saying it NWFL was a hotspot, but Rosemary was like normal. Go and enjoy yourself. Pray, hope and don’t worry!
Posted on 8/24/21 at 9:03 pm to Frac the world
What’s funny is I just got back from a week in Florida and before I left a couple of libs warned me about it being a hotspot. I’m fine, but when I got back to Ga everyone else was sick 
This post was edited on 8/25/21 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 8/24/21 at 9:28 pm to Frac the world
Your MIL thinks y’all are going to a Swingers Convention.
Rosemary must be code for something in her mind.
Rosemary must be code for something in her mind.
Posted on 8/24/21 at 9:32 pm to Frac the world
Have you arranged a spot for your MIL in a NY nursing home yet?
Posted on 8/24/21 at 9:36 pm to ned nederlander
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Who leaves Colorado in the summer for north Alabama.
The guy whose MIL lives in CO?
Posted on 8/24/21 at 10:40 pm to ned nederlander
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Where I grew up
Mistress confirmed. I’m just teasing the whole Tennessee river through Alabama is a pretty great spot.
Born and raised in the HSV area. Still here, and there are not many places I would choose over this area (especially in the shitshow of a country we have now).
Posted on 8/24/21 at 10:50 pm to Frac the world
Send you MIL a video of you helicoptering your penis with one hand and flipping her off with the other. Then turn around and give her a spread cheeked moon.
Then tell the old skag to do research on number of crime and shooting deaths in Chicago.
Ask her if she wants a souvenir from your trip to Florida.
Then tell the old skag to do research on number of crime and shooting deaths in Chicago.
Ask her if she wants a souvenir from your trip to Florida.
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