re: What’s your significant other’s worst habit?

Her driving and road rage. She drives her Tahoe like it's a go cart and everyone gets a healthy dose of F bombs. The F bombs have gotten better since the kids started repeating her.

The worst though, she is literally always in my way. If I need to throw something away she is in the pantry closet for no damn reason. Want water from the fridge, she's in the fridge. Need to wash my hands, she is using the sink.

There's 0 way the shite isn't on purpose at this point. I could say I'm going to clean the gutters and her arse would be halfway up the ladder just fricking sitting there.