re: What’s your significant other’s worst habit?

Sunday my wife said she wanted to get out and get some sunshine. She decided she wanted us to take a drive, and take her car since it has a sun roof.

To my dismay, she also decided she wanted to drive.

I swear to God, I have no idea how she hasn't killed herself or someone else yet. I was white knuckled the whole time as she: sped up and slowed down repeatedly for no reason, hugged the left side of the lane, sat behind some a-hole who was going 10 miles under the speed limit on a 4 lane road with no other cars around us, AND, tailgated said a-hole, missed her turn, TWICE, and sped through the one area of Tomball that is notorious for cops giving out tickets.

I really feel like I need to have a long talk with her dad about how shitty a job he did teaching (not) her how to drive.