Played professionally for nearly a decade. Have 4 holes in one and 2 albatrosses.

Best 9 holes I ever shot (29) I was drunk. Played a morning round, shot 68 and won about $500. Drank for 2 hours and was coaxed back out for an emergency 9. Won $400 more off the same guys; they were PISSED.

Stood on the 18th tee needing a par to shoot 59; snapped it in the water, made double, and "settled" for a career-low 61.

Lowlight- didn't even finish the 1st hole in a pro tournament qualifier. Hit 2 balls in a row OB off the first tee and immediately withdrew.

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Posted by alpinetiger

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Member since Apr 2017

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Posted on 4/28/21 at 6:02 pm to Floyd Dawg

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Played professionally for nearly a decade. Have 4 holes in one and 2 albatrosses.

Best 9 holes I ever shot (29) I was drunk. Played a morning round, shot 68 and won about $500. Drank for 2 hours and was coaxed back out for an emergency 9. Won $400 more off the same guys; they were PISSED.

Stood on the 18th tee needing a par to shoot 59; snapped it in the water, made double, and "settled" for a career-low 61.

Lowlight- didn't even finish the 1st hole in a pro tournament qualifier. Hit 2 balls in a row OB off the first tee and immediately withdrew.

The best nine I ever played was at Jeremy Ranch in Park City. Same Ole Miss guy I mentioned out here in Utah. We'd typically mix up a gallon milk jug of bloody mary's for our Sat/Sun round. It was 10:30 when we teed off and I was that perfect level of drunk where you are in top form and have nerves of steel. I was two under at the turn from the blues. The back nine was brutal, as we crossed that drunkenness chasm. Finished with a smooth 85 IIRC.That was one great nine holes though.

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