re: Which, if any, of the following luxury vehicle brands are not “uppity”?

Question is kinda flawed in my opinion. None of those are terribly uppity brands as they’re all increasingly accessible to middle class folks. Most of those cover wide ranges and thus the brands in their entirety have lost some prestige and therefore the uppity factor too. When I was a kid seeing a Mercedes in the burbs was something I might notice, now I’m sure suburban kids see 50 a day almost anywhere. A decent Tahoe is more expensive than probably 75% of the output of those brands.

BMW probably draws the most douchebags of the bunch and I like BMW. But none have the 95% douche level of say, Porsche - which obviously doesn’t cover the wide swaths of the other. That’s not to disparage the brands themselves, just the people who might be attracted to the perceived prestige.