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re: If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:36 pm to goofball
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:36 pm to goofball
Ascension would win but it would be a tougher fight than most realize. Gun ownership in both parishes is sky high but Ascension is much more educated AND they have guns. Livingston would come in guns ablazin and would steam roll until Ascension realizes Livingston can be outsmarted pretty easily. Half the Livingston forces would be strung out on meth and Ascension could use its own meth population to bait them into a central location using old copper pipes and used furniture on the side of the roads. When half the Livingston army falls for the distraction, boom - they're dead. Then the Ascension forces take out our own meth population while they're busy going through the pockets of the dead Livingston meth army.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:38 pm to TDsngumbo
AP wouldn’t have the stomach for it. They’d fold as soon as they got hit.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:40 pm to TDsngumbo
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Ascension would win but it would be a tougher fight than most realize. Gun ownership in both parishes is sky high but Ascension is much more educated AND they have guns. Livingston would come in guns ablazin and would steam roll until Ascension realizes Livingston can be outsmarted pretty easily. Half the Livingston forces would be strung out on meth and Ascension could use its own meth population to bait them into a central location using old copper pipes and used furniture on the side of the roads. When half the Livingston army falls for the distraction, boom - they're dead. Then the Ascension forces take out our own meth population while they're busy going through the pockets of the dead Livingston meth army.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 7:07 pm to TDsngumbo
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Ascension would win but it would be a tougher fight than most realize. Gun ownership in both parishes is sky high but Ascension is much more educated AND they have guns. Livingston would come in guns ablazin and would steam roll until Ascension realizes Livingston can be outsmarted pretty easily. Half the Livingston forces would be strung out on meth and Ascension could use its own meth population to bait them into a central location using old copper pipes and used furniture on the side of the roads. When half the Livingston army falls for the distraction, boom - they're dead. Then the Ascension forces take out our own meth population while they're busy going through the pockets of the dead Livingston meth army.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
This is a hilarious thread idea, btw.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 11:51 pm to TDsngumbo
Dem Maurepas baws gonna rise up from the swamps that line hwy 22 and whoop some AP arse
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 11:54 pm
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