We need to take down the Washington Monument

With Teddy going down, it’s clear the direction we need to go: bring down the Washington Monument. Let’s plant explosives down at the bottom of it and bring it down. Jefferson Memorial needs some C4 planted at its base. FDR has Japanese internment camps, so let’s have some people take sledge hammers to his memorial. JFK was probably a rapist, so extinguish his eternal flame as well.

And we’re just getting started. Do you have any idea how many states, cities, and streets are named after slave owners or people that said nice things about slave owners? Madison Wisconsin needs to be renamed. We need to burn down this entire country to appease the mob.

And as for the re-education concentration camps for my white privilege?


This can be the only end right? Burn down all the old to make way for the new, and burn any books that tell us where that went badly in the past. We start off 2020 as Year 0 for the dawn of a new age where we’re all equal, and if you disagree with that you can take a little trip to the gulags.