re: WaPo describes Stacey Abrams like ‘a runway supermodel’ in gushing puff piece

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Good Lord, the author is describing her stagecraft, not her figure.

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FFS, Hank...

How is her stagecraft comparable to that of a runway model?

Runway models are anorexic pill whores who walk out onto a stage looking half dead, do a pause and turn or two, then go change into the next outfit and rinse and repeat.

They look like absolutely miserable human beings who hate their very own existence. But you know that can't be true because they get paid big to basically do nothing- so on that note, maybe supermodels aren't that entirely dissimilar from politicians.