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Toilet Paper and working from home

Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:42 am
Posted by LSUGrad2005
Member since Aug 2018
678 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:42 am
Now I realize why everyone was going crazy about toilet paper, everyone being in the house all day we are going through it quickly.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:42 am to
how much do you crap at work?
never understood how people crap all the time at work without it being a bubble gut situation.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:44 am
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129044 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:43 am to
Gonna have to teach the females in the house that they don't need to wrap toilet paper around their hand 6 times every time they have to pee.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9865 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:43 am to
I am use to not having any, I am convinced my wife has been selling ours for years now.

This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:50 am
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26725 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:44 am to
Y’all must have some really squeaky clean asses...

I bought the big Sam’s pack, only because the Quilted Northern was out, two weeks ago, and we hadn’t made a dent in it yet...

And my 10 yo daughter uses about a half a roll each time she’s in the bathroom.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:48 am
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6448 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:45 am to
quote:

Gonna have to teach the females in the house that they don't need to wrap toilet paper around their hand 6 times every time they have to pee.

This!!!!
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58385 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:49 am to
Hell Im having to remind my 4 yo to actually wipe.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63553 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:49 am to
quote:

Y’all must have some really squeaky clean asses...


You don't?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26725 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:52 am to
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You don't?


Don’t get me wrong, I wipe til I almost bleed, no swamp arse for me, but we don’t go through TP that fast...

I mean as a household, how fast does the average one need to purchase TP? Especially since those “mega packs” of like 40 rolls are available...
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 7:56 am
Posted by LSUGrad2005
Member since Aug 2018
678 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:53 am to
We have four people in the house and three are women, so we go through so TP. I don't crap at work any more than I do I home I was really referring to everyone being home and geez do women go through that stuff
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9647 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:54 am to
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Gonna have to teach the females in the house that they don't need to wrap toilet paper around their hand 6 times every time they have to pee.


If my wife could limit it to that, the master bedroom shitter would get clogged at all
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9461 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:56 am to
Crapping on company time loses its allure when you have to use your own TP stash.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 7:59 am to
quote:

how much do you crap at work? never understood how people crap all the time at work without it being a bubble gut situation.


Yeah, I work with a lot of folks that shite 4-5 times a day. Is that just normal, and am I the odd one out for having to shite once a day around the same time everyday?

Also, is every BM being diarrhea the norm too for most folks? I feel like I won some poop lottery because I don't have diarrhea 4-5 times a day.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8473 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:03 am to
quote:

never understood how people crap all the time at work without it being a bubble gut situation.
They are in there pulling it.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47538 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:11 am to
quote:

I bought the big Sam’s pack, only because the Quilted Northern was out,


What if I told you that Members Mark IS Quilted Northern with a slight chemical and print change?

Both made right der in Zachary.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
6608 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:17 am to
My metabolism must be off,I only delete bad data like once a week. I take care of that shite at home.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 8:18 am
Posted by LSUStjames
Member since Dec 2005
3473 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:33 am to
Put a bidet attachment on your toilets. Game changer and you use drastically less as your just basically drying off
Posted by Mikey P
Gulfport, MS
Member since May 2017
533 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:33 am to
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Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5164 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:38 am to
Amazon has some. I have some coming today.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/20/20 at 8:44 am to
A grown man should be fine without. Go live on a mountain for a week and figure out how much shite you actually need.

Wife has been home for a week however, and shes mowing the shite down. I told her to start wiping herself with a wash rag and washing it in the sink after, that generated an awesome look. Some people are genuinely terrified of being a little less comfortable than they always are.
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