re: Nothing’s going to happen, and no one is gonna do a thing about it.

You're really using semantics as a stretch lil buddy.

He was convicted of making excess campaign contributions at the direction of the candidate (Trump). That's a conspiracy regardless of what the plea deal says.

Trump is unindicted mostly because he's president, not because he committed no crime. No matter how cute you want to get with the specific crimes in Cohen's plea deal.