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You got any Old Guy Sayings?

Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:20 am
Posted by BlastOff
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2016
768 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:20 am
Was just talking to my neighbor behind me, I gave him the old “all right, talk to you later”. He responds with, “I’ll keep plugging away, gotta keep the powder dry”. Never heard that one before, pretty sure he just made it up.
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 4:02 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27541 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:21 am to
He's fricking your wife
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:22 am to
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

"I'm the meanest son of a bitch in 9 parishes"
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80275 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
This, is the last of Earth. I am content.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13354 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
it's as cold as a witch's titty
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18663 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
quote:

“I’ll keep plugging away, gotta keep the powder dry”
Not made up, although it's usually used as two separate sayings.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
6687 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:23 am to
He was trying to sell you some coke. The old dude is a drug dealer.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:24 am to
quote:

gotta keep the powder dry”.


seriously have never heard that?

I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of boot with the instructions written on the heel!
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12394 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:24 am to
You betcha
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78631 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:24 am to
dont we have this thread about once a week?
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10518 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:26 am to
Bippity boppity, gimme the zoppity
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1528 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:26 am to
It's hotter than two rats f**king in a wool sock
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14539 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:30 am to
I've only heard it from one dude, but I've tried to keep it alive:

"I feel more like I do right now than I did while ago."
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66111 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:32 am to
I printed off the directions from MapQuest....
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19355 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:33 am to
Old high school football coach used to say, "son, you're weaker than puppy piss."

I always liked that one.
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
12836 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:37 am to
My dad always said he was three times seven plus when letting you know he was a grown arse man.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135148 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:38 am to
That'll put some lead in your pencil
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
1915 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:39 am to
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Heard an old irish man tell me this in a bar when I was leaving.

Those irish have a way with words....and drinking.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11382 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:44 am to
10 lbs of shite in a 5 pound bag.
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
1284 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I’ll keep plugging away, gotta keep the powder dry”.


I think the original saying was something like "Trust in God but keep your powder dry"


My contribution: He's about as useful as goose sheit on a pump handle.
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