Open letter from an LSU fan to Dickie V

Dick,
You went from an abysmal college basketball coach to an obstreperous, shrieking college basketball announcer. You revel in the company of college basketball's "landed gentry" who clawed, cheated, and manipulated their way to the top(Rick Pitino, John Calipari, Roy Williams, Bruce Pearl),etc. All of these coaches are of dubious ethical worth, but their saving grace, in your disdainful, self-absorbed world, is that they pander to your ego. They make you think that you belong. You share a cut from their hypocritical moral cloth. Let an incipient basketball genius try to penetrate the college basketball stratosphere, and you gin up ways to block his ascent. Will Wade allegedly did no more than your roundball gods, yet you showed him no mercy. Your time will come, old man, when your big mouth gets "no more P.T., BABY!!"