Three guys are walking on a beach and find a lamp. They rub the lamp, the genie appears, and grants each of them three wishes.

Guy #1 says "I want the best-looking woman in the world to fall in love with me and be my wife forever". Instantly an OT 12 appears, gazing at him lustfully.

Guy #2 says "I want to be so good-looking that every woman in the world wants to be with me". Instantly, women start converging on him.

Guy #3 thinks carefully. After some time he says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise forever without tiring." Immediately, it begins to do that.

2nd round: Guy 1 says "I want a billion dollars". Guy 2 says "I want ten billion dollars". Guy 3 says "I want my right arm to rotate counterclockwise."

Final round: Guy 1 and 2 wish for stuff. Guy 3 wishes for his head to start bobbing back and forth.

The genie grants all the wishes and disappears.

A year later, the three men meet in a bar to catch up on things. Guy 1 says "My wife is even more beautiful than when we met, and with my billion we travel all around the world."

Guy 2 says "I have a different woman every night and with all my money I have the best doctors to keep me disease free."

Guy 3, head nodding and arms whirling around, says "Guys, I think I might have fricked up."

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Posted by Tiger1242

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Posted on 1/23/19 at 7:53 am to foshizzle

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Three guys are walking on a beach and find a lamp. They rub the lamp, the genie appears, and grants each of them three wishes.

Guy #1 says "I want the best-looking woman in the world to fall in love with me and be my wife forever". Instantly an OT 12 appears, gazing at him lustfully.

Guy #2 says "I want to be so good-looking that every woman in the world wants to be with me". Instantly, women start converging on him.

Guy #3 thinks carefully. After some time he says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise forever without tiring." Immediately, it begins to do that.

2nd round: Guy 1 says "I want a billion dollars". Guy 2 says "I want ten billion dollars". Guy 3 says "I want my right arm to rotate counterclockwise."

Final round: Guy 1 and 2 wish for stuff. Guy 3 wishes for his head to start bobbing back and forth.

The genie grants all the wishes and disappears.

A year later, the three men meet in a bar to catch up on things. Guy 1 says "My wife is even more beautiful than when we met, and with my billion we travel all around the world."

Guy 2 says "I have a different woman every night and with all my money I have the best doctors to keep me disease free."

Guy 3, head nodding and arms whirling around, says "Guys, I think I might have fricked up."