re: Wayne Rooney attends White House Christmas party

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Me mate Liam from Manchester

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On one hand, you appear to be a fake jackass beta follower without an original or deep thought. On the other, I feel like you’re yearning for validation and want to fit in, and I know how that feels so I feel bad saying bad things to you. So from here on out I won’t. I just hope you find whatever it is you’re missing in your life.