re: Best/Worst Parental arse Whooping(s) You Received Growing Up

I was about 14 and had just got a new paintball gun. I had some of my friends over and we were shooting at a target in the backyard, I thought I had emptied the entire hooper of all paintballs but I forgot about the one in the chamber. I told my friends to watch this and went to shoot air in the back of my dads head, my dad is 6'2 230lbs former Marine, he immediately dropped as soon as the paintball hit him. He then grabbed the gun from my hand and threw it about 50 feet across our yard, my mom yelled out "DON'T KILL HIM !!" My dad punched me dead in the chest and proceeded to beat my arse in front of my friends who sat and watched in fear. Needless to say by the time school came around the following day everyone else knew about it already.