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re: Any of y'all have some terrible behavior stories at a wedding?
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:32 pm to Dubosed
Posted on 8/14/18 at 4:32 pm to Dubosed
A few years ago I was in China on business with a colleague and one of the companies we were meeting with invited us to lunch. As it turns out one of the partners in the Chinese company had a son who had just gotten married. In China the weddings last for about a week or so. The bride and groom hang out at the in-laws then mom and dads place and host luncheons and dinners which are considered part of the wedding, (I guess). So, we arrive at lunch at there is a huge gathering of people who are there for wedding party and we are given a wrapped gift by the bride and groom. Now understand, the partners of this company are multi-millionaires but have this luncheon at a cinder block dwelling with a dirt floor and the funk of 40,000 years imbedded into the walls. They start serving Bai Zhu, (Chinese jet fuel whiskey) and my colleague over indulges. He eventually gets up to go to the bathroom and is overcome with the smell of human feces and pukes his guts out for 3 days. Apparently, the mix of Bai Zhu, Cow Stomach, human feces and funk just decimated him for 3 days with diarrhea, vomitting and near death. We finally opened our gifts on day 4 and there were 3 cigarettes, 2 peanuts in the hull, 3 peices of hard candy and some Chinese gum. A week after we got home, my colleague quit.
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