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Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:29 am to Jon Ham
I'm dropping by to let you know that you suck and I have given you your 38th downvote.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:31 am to Jon Ham
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It got me thinking what kind of guy cares more about his hair than riding in the open air? I started to piece it together. I pretty much have to force Gary to go to strip clubs with me, and when he does go he’s not into it. He says he dates girls but refuses to introduce me to any of them. There are other “signs” as well, but I won’t get into it all.
when my hair first started thinning I did. obviously now i dont give a shite, but try having that happen to you and your hair blow all over and you look worse than donald trump.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:45 am to Jon Ham
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I was cruising down the coast with one of my buds (let’s call him Gary
Great story, Ace.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 10:56 am to Jon Ham
Where’s the requisite FarmVille reference?
Posted on 6/27/18 at 11:01 am to Jon Ham
Well "Gary" Lets put this into perspective
You went on a "Vacay"
You Drive an Eclipse Convertible
You're worried about your hair
you took your "buds" to a gay club
Stevie Wonder can see your gay no need to come out of the closet
You went on a "Vacay"
You Drive an Eclipse Convertible
You're worried about your hair
you took your "buds" to a gay club
Stevie Wonder can see your gay no need to come out of the closet
Posted on 6/27/18 at 11:18 am to Jon Ham
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What more can I do to help bring Gary out of the closet?
Suck his dick until it turns purple.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 11:23 am to Jon Ham
First: congrats on coming out yourself.
Second, I'll be honest. That's a potentially clever/nice way to help your friend out. But FWIW, be it coming out or admitting/accepting some other momentous thing in life, I'd appreciate a simple, "Hey, my dude. I know about [insert issue]. Do what you want, but know you're my bro and it's cool with me." That, as opposed to just forcing him into the spotlight like that. Then again, some people need that prod, and maybe you know your friend better than he himself does.
I'd apologize for putting him on the spot but leave it with asking him to be honest with himself and you, and let him know it's all good. And also, here's a beer. With a penis drawn on it.
Second, I'll be honest. That's a potentially clever/nice way to help your friend out. But FWIW, be it coming out or admitting/accepting some other momentous thing in life, I'd appreciate a simple, "Hey, my dude. I know about [insert issue]. Do what you want, but know you're my bro and it's cool with me." That, as opposed to just forcing him into the spotlight like that. Then again, some people need that prod, and maybe you know your friend better than he himself does.
I'd apologize for putting him on the spot but leave it with asking him to be honest with himself and you, and let him know it's all good. And also, here's a beer. With a penis drawn on it.
Posted on 6/27/18 at 12:18 pm to Jon Ham
quote:Dude, you did all that and he's still not gaying out? WTF? Just throw more dudes at him. One will stick eventually.
When we got inside I ordered a round of bud light plattys and made a toast to our trip and to Gary, saying tonight was a celebration of his coming out. He just laughed and didn’t really say anything. I thought maybe he needed a little prodding, so I told big shirtless dude that my bud just came out tonight and he should go dance with him. When the shirtless guy approached him and started trying to dance, Gary got pissed and almost got in a fight with the guy. We left soon after. Gary still hasn’t said anything about it.
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