re: Chris Hardwick #metooed in a big way.

Man if I want starfishing, I gotta set up the st Andrews cross, get out the blindfold and gag, make sure the paddles are in good shape, clean the clamps. Then I gotta drag her round kicking and screaming for not doing laundry again. Leave her hung up there awhile. God help me if company comes over.

This guy comes home and she's all "fine I'll lay here like this."

No set up, easy clean up, some guys get all the luck.