re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

the most embarrassed I've ever been was meeting my gf grand parents.
Rode 2 hrs with gf and her parents and was fighting the need to take a dump. By the time we arrived the urge to take a dump had subsided. After some small talk the grand parents decided we're going to the zoo. As we gathered our things the need to take a dump returned in full force. So I excuse myself and go use the restroom. After finishing the deed the DuraFlame log would not flush. It was wedged in there, sticking out above water level and looking straight at me. I panicked. Tried FLUSHING again but it wouldn't budge. Couldn't find anything to break it up and by now everyone was telling me to hurry up. So I decided to leave it and be the 1st one back in the restroom when we returned. I was thinking by then the water will have broken it down somewhat and will flush it away. As I grab my things the grand mother announces she better use the restroom. Did she go to her bathroom? NO!She decided to use the guest bathroom. My face turned red because I knew what was about to happen. All I remember was her closing the door, then hearing the seat hit the back of the tank and her screaming "OH MY GOD!".