re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

Another, I used to own a landscaping company in my early 20's and did all the new installations at Burger Kings. I was installing a back-flow preventer on an irrigation system at a new store in Westwego. This thing was on the heavier side and it was going in a trench about 2 1/2-3' deep, but only 8" wide. So, I'm on the hwy side of the building on my knees bent over into this small hole and I'm having the hardest time getting the pvc pipe into the coupling but I've already primed/glued it so no turning back. I lean further in to get a better hold and my pants split. I'm 3' down in this damn hole with my arse on full display to prime time westwego traffic and all the construction baws on the job. Took a while to live that one down.