re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

I was 24, married, and had a baby on the way. Went with my wife to Motherhood, a maternity store. Aside from us, there was only the salesgal there. My wife picked out a few things and headed off to the back to try everything on. The salesgal is on a ladder fixing a display and I notice she's on the plump side. In my mind 2+2=4, she's plump, working at a maternity store. In an effort to drum up conversation, I ask her when she's due...she looks down at me glaringly and clearly and loudly says, "I'm not". I replied, "oh" and left the store.