re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

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one time i was invited to a baby shower... i didn’t know these were rich folk in bossier city... i was terribly under dressed and out of place

my gift was a $10 McDonald’s gift card that said “baby’s first happy meal”

they opened it in front of the entire party

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thats not actually that bad cuz it came off as a gag gift

seriously tho, this is why dudes arent supposed to go to baby showers