re: the most embarrassed you’ve ever been

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I went on a blind date once. Chick was fricking uglier than homemade sin. We went out to eat in a public place for dinner and people saw us together.

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I feel your pain. My friend was pissed at his wife who set it up because he knew I wasn't happy about it. Neither of us knew what the chick looked like prior.

A girl broke up with me when I was a freshman and I called her mom crying and asking her to help patch things up and that I loved her and her daughter. She laughed at me and blocked our number on caller ID. Then slammed the door in my mom's face when my mom went with me to her house to ask her to please reconsider. After that the family moved to another city and changed their name.