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The Great Cheese Conspiracy

Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:20 am
Posted by trombonetiger
BTR
Member since Sep 2014
62 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:20 am
Alright folks, here's the deal. I'm originally from up north- When I was young my parents would take me to the grocery store and while at the deli, they would ask the worker there if I could have a free slice of cheese. They'd always say yes and I would get some cheese out of the otherwise boring grocery trip. However, I moved down south and mentioned this off hand to my buddy and he looked at me like I was crazy!

We have a hypothesis that it's a regional thing but we just don't know for sure. Did y'all get the free cheese? If you wanna contribute to our understanding of this phenomena, you can also fill out this anonymous google form. Google Doc

Thoughts???
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21324 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:21 am to
A lot of holes in this cheese conspiracy.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14832 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:21 am to
Your mother was probably banging the cheese slicer.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:22 am
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70064 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:22 am to
I have never thought to ask for free cheese. I have seen HEB here in Texas have cubes of cheese out to sample and you can ask for a sample of deli meat.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28559 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:23 am to
You sound like kind of a dick tbh.
Posted by trombonetiger
BTR
Member since Sep 2014
62 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:23 am to
Dang y'all a tough crowd.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:24 am to
No free cheese down south until you post pics of your wife on the OT. It's weird but that's the rule.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85136 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:25 am to
Should be titled "The Great South or Not Conspiracy"



:catsy:

ETA -
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:30 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28559 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:26 am to
Clever but you fricked that up. :catsy:
Posted by trombonetiger
BTR
Member since Sep 2014
62 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:27 am to
To be honest that's our hypothesized "cutoff" of where people above the line get cheese but people below do not.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18812 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:29 am to
We used to get a free cookie at Winn Dixie’s and Brookshire’s. frick yo cheese, baw.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85136 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:31 am to
quote:

Clever but you fricked that up. :catsy:




Damnit. I can never remember which it is. Auto correct screws them both up. :hithead:
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8592 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:32 am to
quote:

When I was young my parents would take me to the grocery store and while at the deli, they would ask the worker there if I could have a free slice of cheese.

Lol poors
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:32 am
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131461 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:32 am to
kids get a free cookie at Kroger and Publix. Publix even goes as far to give a balloon. My Target also gives a cookies but not all do that.

I think you're making this whole cheese thing up.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
11739 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:33 am to
I-10 is a lot lower than what that "Southern cutoff" line is showing.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14832 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:33 am to
quote:

Dang y'all a tough crowd.



We're mostly Tilsit.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20462 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:38 am to
No free cheese for carpetbag yankees.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 12:40 am
Posted by trombonetiger
BTR
Member since Sep 2014
62 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:39 am to
quote:

I think you're making this whole cheese thing up.


Trust me I'm not! When I get more data from the people back north I'll show the breakdown!
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58173 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:52 am to
Plenty people in the South get free cheese from the government.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:57 am to
quote:

Alright folks, here's the deal. I'm originally from up north-

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