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Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:04 pm to lsu xman
Upton has no hips or arse and Swift would be a hot lay but I'll take my 46 year old hottie anyday.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:07 pm to lsu xman
Kate without a second thought
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:08 pm to lsu xman
I’ll take the big girl. For a few reasons.
1) I feel like she would be much easier to get along with long term. Something tells me taylor swift would nag at you all day if you wanted to watch football on a Saturday in the fall. The big girl would probably bring you a couple more pops, and share the chip dip with you while you both watched football.
2) Money. Obviously 280m > 20m, BUT OP threw in that nice little caveat of the pre-nup and getting nothing if marriage ends in divorce. Well you’re almost guaranteed to get divorced from Swift. She can’t keep no man.
3) I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
1) I feel like she would be much easier to get along with long term. Something tells me taylor swift would nag at you all day if you wanted to watch football on a Saturday in the fall. The big girl would probably bring you a couple more pops, and share the chip dip with you while you both watched football.
2) Money. Obviously 280m > 20m, BUT OP threw in that nice little caveat of the pre-nup and getting nothing if marriage ends in divorce. Well you’re almost guaranteed to get divorced from Swift. She can’t keep no man.
3) I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:21 pm to lsu xman
Kate Upton looks like she fricks. Taylor Swift has never had anything penetrate her and probably never will. Plus Upton looks like a wild ride. There's pictures dammit.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:23 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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I’m assuming that a marriage to Taylor swift would include having to listen to taylor swift music, and that’s a deal breaker.
You shut your whore mouth
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:23 pm to lsu xman
T Swift has more money and will look damn good as a 40 year old.
Kate Upton will be fat at 40.
Give me Swift without any hesitation.
Kate Upton will be fat at 40.
Give me Swift without any hesitation.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:25 pm to lsu xman
Either/or. Sex would probably be better with Kate, but a better lifestyle with swift.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:26 pm to Masterag
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One of my friends told me her Mississippi baw husband said he would divorce her if he found out she had slept with a black guy.
So I can hit it? This is pretty damn ignorant to say by him. I'm divorcing that whore no matter who she cheats on me with. As for prior experience you just gotta deal with however much dick your new lady has been through or don't ask the fricking question. It ain't your business. Unless it's Denis Rodman then that's cuz she will have AIDS.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:34 pm to Salmon
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:59 pm to lsu xman
Posted on 10/22/17 at 2:34 am to Casty McBoozer
Swift.
At least there, we might be trying to bang the same chicks.
At least there, we might be trying to bang the same chicks.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 2:57 am to vodkacop
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So I can hit it? This is pretty damn ignorant to say by him. I'm divorcing that whore no matter who she cheats on me with.
Dumbass. I'm pretty sure he meant if she had slept witj a black guy BEFORE they got married. I mean, the guy is from Mississippi, but I doubt even he is stupid enough to be ok with his wife cheating on him with a white guy.
Context clues, mate.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:06 am to Masterag
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Oh, and T Swift with no hesitation. How is this even a question? Besides the rack, Uptown is not attractive, like at all.
I've always got the impression that Tswift would be a wet noodle in bed while Kupt would be the polar opposite. Don't mind giving up a little bit on the body side for someone a little more eager in the sack.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 6:15 am to DeoreDX
Tay Tay all day. Classy chicks who keep it to themselves are usually better in the sack when they finally give it up than loose ones like Kate. Also, Swift will be hot for a long arse time as Kate seems to already struggle with weight. To many Kate's running around to pass on Swift IMO.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:19 am to lsu xman
What do they look like without makeup, and which has the most pleasant personality?
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:24 am to JJBTiger2012
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Classy chicks who keep it to themselves are usually better in the sack when they finally give it up than loose ones
Absolutely not. Girls with low self esteem are generally best in bed and will to do what it takes to please. "Classy" confident women don't feel as great a need to impress or go out of their way for you. What they're giving is good enough and if you don't like it, tough.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:33 am to LSUTigerSport
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Kate Beckinsale
BAE
Posted on 10/22/17 at 7:59 am to lsu xman
Kate and not close. No prenuptial swift all day long.
Posted on 10/22/17 at 8:12 am to bencoleman
Some Sunday morning Kate Upton...
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