"No women were sexually assaulted during the making of this movie"

But what about the pre-production and casting?

Hollywood sluts would just lie, frick for the part, deny, then cry about how she was used years down the line when the victim card becomes their only salvation as the Hollywood whore world comes crashing down

don't give them ideas.

Hey what about Opie Taylor, Ron Howard he isn't a sex fiend, can't be...

Nahh, Hollywood cares more about animals than they do people.