re: You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..

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I would hold track and field events for the honor of receiving my seed.

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Yes.

But in all honesty, if you were the last man on earth, the smart women would take over and they would likely just hook you up to a machine and milk you.

You'd end up like that boil-covered old man in The Wicker Man.