re: What's your best cropdusting story?

Once at work I had to shite so bad. I tried 3 different bathrooms on different floors and they were all full. I couldn't walk anymore in fear of shittin my pants so I get in the elevator to go down stairs. I let out the longest most foul fart of my life to relieve pressure and the elevator stops. I go to get out and there are 3 women waiting to get in. I shimmy by them to go to the bathroom and they all start gagging as they enter. I was embarrassed yet proud. They decided to take the stairs instead.

In restaurants I always fart when I leave and try to turn my butt towards someone as I walk behind them. If I can get it as they take a bite it's a bonus.