re: God, people are so sensitive and have no sense of humor

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Jokes about being a pedophile have a pretty narrow audience these days.

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Farrah Fawcett gets to heaven. St. Peter interviews her:

St. Peter: You have been a wonderful role model for women and people of all ages. we are in your debt; tell us what you would like us to do for the people on earth.

Farrah: I would like the earth to be safer for children.


five minutes later Michael Jackson is found dead.