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My Anecdotal Advice on Love & Relationships
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:14 pm
If at all possible, find a woman who loves your smell.
The ex would always let me know how much I stunk whenever I had been sweating or was otherwise just dirty.
The new girl stole one of my funky, sweaty workout t-shirts to use as a nightshirt when she's not with me. She loves the smell of my armpits. She steals whiffs of me all the time. It's like she's programmed to be mine. It's pleasantly bizarre.
The ex would always let me know how much I stunk whenever I had been sweating or was otherwise just dirty.
The new girl stole one of my funky, sweaty workout t-shirts to use as a nightshirt when she's not with me. She loves the smell of my armpits. She steals whiffs of me all the time. It's like she's programmed to be mine. It's pleasantly bizarre.
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Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:15 pm to gizmoflak
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My Anecdotal Advice on Love & Relationships
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Find a woman who loves your smell.
I imagine you are a really weird person IRL
This post was edited on 9/25/17 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:15 pm to gizmoflak
...or don't smell?
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:15 pm to gizmoflak
quote:
The new girl stole one of my funky, sweaty workout t-shirts to use as a nightshirt when she's not with me. She loves the smell of my armpits. She steals whiffs of me all the time. It's like she's programmed to be mine. It's pleasantly bizarre.
What the frick
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:16 pm to gizmoflak
Your smell will eventually annoy the shite out of her, don’t worry.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:16 pm to gizmoflak
You're probably gonna get murdered by this new chick
god bless
god bless
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:20 pm to gizmoflak
quote:
find a woman who loves your smell.
mmmmm kay
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:21 pm to gizmoflak
My girl loves when I hold her head under the covers when I fart. She always tells me to stop but I think that's just her way of saying that she can't get enough of it.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:21 pm to gizmoflak
If you're a stinky person, find yourself someone with a stink fetish. In other words, play to your strengths? Solid advice IMO.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:23 pm to gizmoflak
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She loves the smell of my armpits.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:23 pm to gizmoflak
Op's gonna go and have 6 kids with his weird arse girl and then we wonder why America has all these issues. Wtf man
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:24 pm to gizmoflak
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:28 pm to gizmoflak
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:28 pm to gizmoflak
Give us more empirical advice, and not so much anecdotal.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:29 pm to gizmoflak
Does she sniff your crotch like a dog?
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:30 pm to gizmoflak
Get a girl who likes the smell of your farts and you'll never have to hold them in
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:31 pm to gizmoflak
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The new girl stole one of my funky, sweaty workout t-shirts to use as a nightshirt when she's not with me. She loves the smell of my armpits. She steals whiffs of me all the time.
Sounds to me like anything is better than her smelling her own skank snatch. Congrats on the sex though.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:32 pm to gizmoflak
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My Anecdotal Advice on Love & Relationships
If you think you have "out punted your coverage " don't let her on the secret because then you put "it" on a pedistal.
This post was edited on 9/25/17 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:34 pm to gizmoflak
Honestly, you're not wrong. My wife comments all the time about smelling stuff that reminds her of me when we were younger. There are old shirts of mine she has kept for years to sleep in that still smell like me according to her.
Posted on 9/25/17 at 2:40 pm to gizmoflak
OP:
YOU SMELL!
YOU SMELL!
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