Shame on me for buying the Canada hype

3 games in. I'll admit it. I swallowed the shiny bait hook, line and sinker.

They said:
Our offense will be different. Multiple. Imaginative. Unpredictable. Explosive. I bought all of it.

The shifts will confuse the defense. We'll pass more. We'll make them play the whole field. Our run game will still be dynamic but with more passing. I bought all that too.

The truth:
We really don't shift that much. A couple linemen go to this side.... a couple go to that side. The defense shuffles around a bit or none and doesn't seem confused and then we run the play. Big whoop.

We're not explosive (other than some big hitters into double/triple coverage against Chattanooga).

We're not unpredictable. Those famed "tricky" shuffle passes? Yeah, we'll save those for when we're down by 30 points.

Screens? WTF are those? We won't run any of those till we're down big either.

And the biggest insult? The one thing we were actually good at for decades...Running. Yeah, we're going to be worse at that too.

So shame on me for buying the hype about a coordinator who so far isn't much better at passing and is WORSE at the one thing we could always hang our hat on.

Hate to say it but Ensminger's offense after Les was fired was WAAAY more fun to watch.

End Rant.