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re: Heard you guys knew how to party?
Posted on 9/13/17 at 6:58 pm to Eyebesmacinhose
Posted on 9/13/17 at 6:58 pm to Eyebesmacinhose
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If you've never been here and you're coming down with your girlfriend, here's a warning. SEC schools have the best looking women in the Country and Baton Rouge is right up at the top. If you want to avoid pissing off your girl, bring a good pair of sunglasses and practice moving your eyes while keeping your head still. Most times, "do you think she's prettier than me?" is a trick question. Here, unless she's a dumbass, she's gonna know you're lying, so you may as well tell the truth. Who knows, she might be into it!
*quick phone call to Alaska Airlines to cancel her ticket*
Ughh I'm screwed. I love the heck out of my girl (who's pretty decent on the eyes herself), but man, we don't get many great looking girls up here in Alaska, and they are all wearing 15 layers of clothes. My drunk lil head is going to be on a swivel.
We are probably going to have to have a conversation about this on the flight down
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 9/13/17 at 7:57 pm to cusetroop
You and your friends will have an experience you will never forget. After being in Alaska you are really going to love seeing all these beautiful women down here. I still remember drunk Washington fans saying over and over how much they love our women! Just take the "Tiger Baits" in good fun and you'll be given all the food and drink you need.
Posted on 9/14/17 at 11:02 pm to cusetroop
Even if there is a rare cold snap for the game (70 degrees), the only chance you have of encountering an LSU fan with numerous layers of clothing is if you come across an elderly lady being overly cautious (they always bitch about being cold and not knowing what time it is) or a bunch of drunk girls who have dared each other to take off an article of clothing every time a misguided fan tries to start "the wave." Seriously, you're much more likely to see co-eds wearing Daisy Duke shorts and bikini tops than that layered look you reference. And we don't count unshaven legs as a layer. No self-respecting southern girl goes out in public without being freshly shaven (and all that that implies). Having that talk with your girl is certainly an option. I'd go with the sunglasses however, unless you are sure of how she'll react to the talk. If you do piss her off however, you shouldn't have to look too far for comfort, even if you have to play the sympathy card. Instead of closing with "Have fun and make good decisions," I'll just say, have fun and use protection.
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