re: Friend thinks he can play AAA baseball

I signed up for an over 30 baseball league pitched by pitching machine, think it was 60 mph.

First problem was that almost everyone was in their early 20s. Second problem was that I was imagining playing third and going parallel to ground catching line drives........in reality I wasn't even quick enough to react before the hard hits went by. I realized (seriously) if one of these big guys hit it at my head I was a goner. I switched to second base.. One older guy got hit in the head and was in serious condition for a while.