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Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Saints edition is up
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:39 pm to lsutigersFTW
We didnt ask for Devin McCourty.....
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:45 pm to lsutigersFTW
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your gravy soup and your shrimp subs
I laughed my arse off when I got to this part.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:53 pm to lsutigersFTW
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No fanbase gets more riled up when you take a shite on their homeland, so let’s do that right now. I know you guys are very proud of your bad music and your gravy soup and your shrimp subs, but go to hell. Louisiana is a hole. The only thing keeping that state running is prison slave labor. And New Orleans is just Disney World for drunken idiots. Bourbon Street is Times Square with more shite and vomit, and you don’t get to disown it. This year’s Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett. David Duke made his name in New Orleans.
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Every two-bit David Simon that makes his way through New Orleans wants to lecture you about the city’s culture and heritage. Meanwhile, your average Saints fan is a trash-arse 300-lb. mouthbreather carrying a baby upside down, and vowing to personally rebuild every Confederate monument, and never, at any time, speaking below a shout. A bag on the head improves the look of pretty much every Saints fan. SO GO SUCK ON SOME DIRTY RICE, YOU SHITBAGS.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:58 pm to redneck
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The QB with the second-most TDs in franchise history behind Brees? No, not Archie Manning (though many fans assume so). It’s Aaron Brooks, the human Madden glitch.
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Here’s Manti Te’o, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor. Here’s rookie Marcus Lattimore, yet another token effort to improve what manages to be the worst pass defense in football history every successive year. Nick Fairley is already gone for the year. This defense will never ever be good. You’d have an easier time building a functional school in this state.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 2:12 pm to lsutigersFTW
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Drew Brees, who could be 68 years old and would still be able to pass for 5,000 of the least consequential yards you’ve ever seen, then turn around and star in an ad for magic towels.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 2:17 pm to lsutigersFTW
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Meanwhile he’s good for at least two casual picks a game. I’m onto you, Brees. You’re Archie-ing up the joint. I bet Tennessee is already recruiting your headset baby.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 2:19 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
Yet still better than Matty melt
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:22 pm to mylsuhat
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Here’s Manti Te’o, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor. Here’s rookie Marcus Lattimore, yet another token effort to improve what manages to be the worst pass defense in football history every successive year. Nick Fairley is already gone for the year. This defense will never ever be good. You’d have an easier time building a functional school in this state.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:39 pm to lsutigersFTW
Haha..
That line about having " a better chance at building a functional school" cut deep..
Haha
That line about having " a better chance at building a functional school" cut deep..
Haha
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:54 pm to lsutigersFTW
Omg the comments
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When I watch the defense give up 50 points a game again this year and not be able to pass rush their way out of a wet paper bag i’m going to be praying that AP whips my nutsack with a Texas sized 2x4
Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:33 pm to lsutigersFTW
my biggest fear is that he's dead-on with regard to AP
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:35 pm to LosLobos111
oh lighten up - it was funny
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:42 pm to Thracken13
It should be noted though that the dude who does these is a Vikings fan.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:44 pm to knowingabyss
no wonder he takes pleasure in dogging us :D
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:18 pm to lsutigersFTW
Two words: Garrett Grayson
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:40 pm to ffhouston
This comment nailed it
"A literal layout of the last 3 seasons:
Start off 1-3: Playoff chances dropping
Climb up to 4-4: Possible hope for the playoffs (in the case of 2014, on top of the division)
Drop the next 3-4 games: Fans online saying they should throw all remaining games for a good draft pick.
Win 2-3 games and climb up to 7-9: So much for a #10 draft pick
We’re a consistent 7-9 team in a division that’s hardly ever consistent. I don’t like the fact that in the last three seasons my happiest moment was watching our most hated rival choke in the most epic way in the biggest game of the year"
"A literal layout of the last 3 seasons:
Start off 1-3: Playoff chances dropping
Climb up to 4-4: Possible hope for the playoffs (in the case of 2014, on top of the division)
Drop the next 3-4 games: Fans online saying they should throw all remaining games for a good draft pick.
Win 2-3 games and climb up to 7-9: So much for a #10 draft pick
We’re a consistent 7-9 team in a division that’s hardly ever consistent. I don’t like the fact that in the last three seasons my happiest moment was watching our most hated rival choke in the most epic way in the biggest game of the year"
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:07 pm to lsutigersFTW
I'm a bit demoralized now because the article and every one of those comments are true.
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