re: How hard was it to cook omlets and pancakes

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how the hell do you burn a pancake?

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you put the batter in the pan and all of a sudden your wife walks in the room wearing lingerie. She tells you to come to the bedroom. After the smoke settles from sex, smoke from the kitchen creeps underneath the door of the sex room. Thus, you realize your pancake is burnt and it's your wife's fault. As always....