re: how do you guys deal with gross tinder matches wanting to be taken out before sex?

Tell her you'll pick her up on Sunday at about 8 pm. When she gets in the car and asks where you're going, just laugh and shake your head, but don't make eye contact.

Pull the car into the parking lot behind the nearest Chick-Fil-A, hit the powerlock on your car doors, and stop the car abruptly.

When she says "I think Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays!" Pull your automatic knife out of your pocket, and hit the button to open it.

Making icy, direct eye-contact with her, say "We can do this the easy, or the hard way."

Then, holding the eye contact, bring the blade up to your mouth, and run the sharp side down the middle of your tongue, and begin to cackle.

Then as she's scrambling to open the car door, say "Relax! Relax! How does PF Chang's sound? I'll even pay for half of it!"