re: Would it be possible to invent a new curse word?

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"Perhaps one of the most interesting words
in the english language today, is the word frick.
out of all of the english words which begin with the letter f, frick is the only word referred to as the "f" word, it's the one magical word.
frick as most words in the english language,
is derived from german,
the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike.
in english, frick falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance.
john frick-ed shirley.
as an intransitive verb, shirley fricks.
it's meaning's not always sexual;
it can be used as an adjective, such as
john's doing all the frick-ing work.
as part of an adverb,
shirley talks too frick-ing much.
as an adverb enhancing an adjective,
shirley is frick-ing beautiful.
as a noun, i don't give a frick.
as part of a word abso-fricking-lutely,
or in-fricking-credible.
and, as almost every word in the sentence,
frick the frick-ing frick-ers.
As you must realize,
there aren't too many words
with the versatility of frick.
as in these examples describing situations
such as fraud,
i got frick-ed at the used car lot.
dismay, aw frick it.
trouble, i guess i'm really frick-ed now.
agression, don't frick with me buddy.
difficulty, i don't understand this frick-ing question.
inquiry, who the frick was that?
dissatisfaction, i don't like what the frick is going on here.
incompetence, he's a frick-off.
dismissal, why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-frick yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
with all these multi purpose applications,
how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
we say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
it will identify the quality of your character immediately.
say it loudly, and proudly!
frick you!"

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