re: MPD: Shoplifter stuffs brisket down pants

Seriously, this is pretty common and if all he had stuffed down his brisket then it wasn't that bad.

A friend of mine managed a grocery store for a few years after graduating college. He would tell us all the time about people they would catch stealing and he said they would catch people stealing meats more than anything... And they would stuff as much as possible in their pants..

During the summer, he said every once in awhile, there was always someone who would come in with long pants, jacket, etc.. One of the workers would go tell the people in the meat department someone came in with a jacket on. And he said within a few minutes they end up catching them trying to steal.

But when they catch someone with meat shoved down their pants, its not like canned food where they can just put back on the shelf, they throw that shite away.