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re: Most Currently Overused Buzzword in the Workplace
Posted on 7/14/17 at 4:51 pm to Hat Tricks
Posted on 7/14/17 at 4:51 pm to Hat Tricks
I'm late, but I'll add:
”Lipstick on a Pig” - "I know it's a pig; you know it's a pig. Our customers know it's a pig. Don't bother with the lipstick."
“Is this one on your radar?” - "Uh, no, Captain Spock, but I'll switch command centers and see if I can pick it up.
“Value Add” - "Phew, what a relief -- I thought everything we did was to take away value!"
“All Hands on Deck” - Everybody dives into the latest disaster, even when they have nothing to contribute. Slows down the people who know what they're doing. Guarantees that everything else will be a mess when today's problem is finally fixed. Also an excuse for your boss to make you work nights and weekends."
”Lipstick on a Pig” - "I know it's a pig; you know it's a pig. Our customers know it's a pig. Don't bother with the lipstick."
“Is this one on your radar?” - "Uh, no, Captain Spock, but I'll switch command centers and see if I can pick it up.
“Value Add” - "Phew, what a relief -- I thought everything we did was to take away value!"
“All Hands on Deck” - Everybody dives into the latest disaster, even when they have nothing to contribute. Slows down the people who know what they're doing. Guarantees that everything else will be a mess when today's problem is finally fixed. Also an excuse for your boss to make you work nights and weekends."
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