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re: Vasectomy...what was your experience like?

Posted on 6/30/17 at 12:33 am to
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/30/17 at 12:33 am to
Pain for a day. Ice for two days. Uncomfortableness for three months, but not real pain. Also know that I have gotten laid way more frequently since. Sex life improved drastically afterwards in many aspects.
Posted by Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
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Posted on 6/30/17 at 1:12 am to
Wasn't that bad of an experience. When I was finished my wife asked me how was it? I told her that some girl I had never seen before grabbed my dick and taped it to my chest (well probably closer to my belly button than my chest) and proceeded to play with my balls for a few minutes (when I say play with my balls, I really mean she used a plastic Bic razor to shave any and all hair in the region off). She was very vigorous in her shaving that I asked her if she was making the "cut" or the doctor.

After it was done the Doctor gave me two prescriptions to have my wife fill since I was not supposed to be driving. One for a pain pill which I took one of because I wasn't sure of what pain might be coming (never took another one). The other was for a twelve pack of beer. He said to get home and start drinking and put two beers in the freezer. When I got finished with the first beer I was supposed to start drinking another and grab one beer from the freezer and place it between my legs and replace it with another one in the freezer. He said when I got finished with that one to drink the one between my legs and put one from the freeze between my legs and replace until I finished the twelve pack. He said it was better than a bag of peas, he was right.

For the first 6 months after, on occasion I would get a slight numb feeling which wasn't pain but it didn't feel normal. After that I haven't had that numb feeling again and that was 12 years ago.
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