Mitch Landrieu? Coast To Coast while NOLA is burning to the ground

Confirming what we already know, Mitch crosses his legs like a woman.

What a fricking tool

Mitch watches kids eat Popsicles for fun.

Mitch goes to the playground just to play.

Mitch always hugs kids a second too long.

Mitch is the kind of guy who would tell you how to raise your kids while his begged for a father.

Mitch is the coworker who brags about his vacation while the rest of the office does his work.

Mitch dresses as Santa so kids will sit on his lap.

Mitch would tell you you're a bad husband with his hand up a black chick's skirt.

Mitch would lecture you on conservative water usage while your house burnt to the ground.

Mitch would ask you to leave the party when it's not his house and he wasnt invited.

Mitch shows up to parties 30 minutes late and takes credit for the food.

Mitch is the guy at wedding who interrupts the band to make an inappropriate toast.

Mitch smokes cigars indoors.

Mitch's favorite lunch spot is ChuckECheese.

Mitch believes all life is sacred unless it's unborn children that might hurt his political career.

Mitch would spend his allowance in a day and the complain his parents didn't give him enough.

Mitch was the friend who always came to dinner but never paid.

Mitch was the neighborhood kid who always kicked the ball over the fence and never got another one.

Mitch is the guy who has no friends and always joins a group mid conversation.

Mitch is the boss's son that never works but gets other people fired for not doing his job for him.

Mitch is the parent that brings saltine crackers for snack day.

Mitch is the friend that always bitches about the food in your house.

Mitch is the kid that always came over and made a mess but never invited you to his house.

Mitch is the high school chick that never shuts up and calls other women sluts after blowing the football team.

Mitch is that guy at the party that no one invites and he won't leave.

Mitch is the guy that invites himself to your house and then complains about the food and drinks.

Mitch is the kid whose parents bought him everything and he made fun of you for working and buying things yourself.

Mitch is the kid who would push kids down on the playground but cry to a teacher if you made fun of him.

Mitch is the kind of guy who would tell you chocolate suck and then claim to love Red Velvet.

Mitch uses a calculator to split checks down to the penny.

Mitch orders filet and champagne when someone else is paying but orders skirt for the table when he pays.

And finally, one that's not mine: If Mitch was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

I wish MeeeeeeeShell Norris would hold a book for someone to shoot with a .50 cal.

He really is out of fricks to give. Has he done anything since those statues came down?

I'm trying to understand the angle of some of the recent prominent politicians in LA. Bobby/Mitch, WTF did you do so well to make you think you can lead a Country? Is being terrible now a qualification for a Presidential run?

Mitch Landrieu truly is one of the most morally disgusting human beings in America. It's so utterly revolting how nakedly shameless he is in his pursuit for his next gig of higher office while his constituents are killing, beating and robbing each other.

He'll fit right in as the next DNC nominee after Crooked Hillary.

Mitch Landrieu complete fricking failure. Pandering piece of shite. Garbage leader.