re: Have You Ever Seen Someone's Adult Toys?

Helping a friend move, we were throwing away some stuff in the apartment building's dumpster. I empty a trash can full of random shite, and a 12" purple dildo falls out. I point it out and start laughing. My buddy turns red and gets really uncomfortable. I was like "wait a minute, is this thing for your girlfriend or you?"

He just turned around and got in his car... I guess it was for him. Not that there's anything wrong with that.