re: Worst thing you've done by accident

Was at a party in college and saw my buddy drunkenly hooking up with his ex gf in one of the bedrooms. About an hour later I saw her in the backyard and congratulated her for her hookup since I knew she still had feelings for him and had been scheming like girls will do. She had no idea what I was talking about because it wasn't actually her, just some random girl. After a very awkward 5-6 seconds she started to cry and ran off looking for him. I grabbed another my beer and texted my buddy congrats on the sex but he better put his running shoes on pretty quick.