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Best/Worst Shark in Shark Tank

Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:02 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109147 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:02 pm
Best: Mr Wonderful for sure. Not sure if I'd want to work for Kevin, but he's definitely the most entertaining of them and brutally honest where a lot of them try to play nice.

Worst: Barbara bar none. She says ridiculous shite why she drops out of deals that make no fricking sense, and she's as boring as watching paint dry. Plus she'll fluff up and lie to people with shitty ideas like the Sticky Note Holder just to spare their feelings rather than tell them the truth. At least Lori is moderately attractive to make up for it and doesn't say simply bizarre or untrue things.

If I had to rank them as a whole:

Kevin
Robert
Mark
Daymond
Lori
Barbara

What are yours.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:04 pm to
quote:


If I had to rank them as a whole:

Kevin


No
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6119 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 8:11 pm to
Can't rank them together, each has their own niche, some better than others. Depends on what you are trying to sell.
Posted by Darkknight
Member since Mar 2012
1415 posts
Posted on 6/16/17 at 9:18 pm to
Ashton Kutcher

Truthfully, end of the thread
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
4546 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:39 am to
Chris Sacca is the worst when he's on there. He mentions Uber at least 2-3 times every episode and just acts like an arrogant arse in general.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35637 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:12 am to
Kevin never seems to offer anything legit. But on rare occasions.

Mostly it's you sell your product for $2 and I get a $1.50 on every product in perpetuity until my kids discover oil in my backyard.
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
20990 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:16 am to
I lost respect for Robert when he started wearing eye liner.

Mark and Kevin ftw.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66470 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 9:23 am to
Mark

Robert



Kevin
Lori


daymond







Barbara


Kevin never offers any real deals
Lori could be good if I had some QVC knick knack
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 9:26 am
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
10684 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:54 pm to
would totally smash:

Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35120 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:26 pm to
Lori is number one Cuz dem titties.

Lori is bae.
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
10478 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 7:05 am to
quote:

She says ridiculous shite why she drops out of deals that make no fricking sense,

Wife and I were talking about this the other night.

Someone pitches a new workout business.

Barbara:"I've never had a cup of soup while in an international flight. So I'm out."
Posted by vandelay industries
CSRA
Member since May 2012
2477 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:18 am to
From an entertainment standpoint, it's probably Mr. Wonderful or Mark. Although, sometimes Mark makes me cringe when he's overly dis-passionate about a product outside of his comfort zone, because he'll still make enough noise to scare away the other sharks.

Honestly, if I were on the show, I'd probably only take a deal that'd pay me a large enough sum to allow me to walk away from future responsibility...I can't imagine things working smoothly behind the scenes with any of 'em TBH, whether I was the legit "owner" of the product or not. Otherwise, I'd just use the show for PR purposes, like many have before...
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 10:20 am
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:20 am to
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Lori


You know she got a fat pussy.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83953 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 10:56 am to
Lori is the worst. Kevin is the best imo.
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 10:57 am
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31980 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 7:50 am to
Daymond is sneakily one of the best. He only ever gets involved in companies that sell things he’s experienced in and low balls consistently. Smart man
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15890 posts
Posted on 6/26/19 at 8:00 am to
So you have the white men first. Then minority. Then the women.

I thought an Ole Miss fan would have the women above the black guy. Guess not.
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